Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Join my crusade. We shall write our legislators. We shall march on hotel corporate headquarters. We shall prevail in our mission to rid the world’s hotels of tabletop ironing boards.

Do hotels really save enough money on these despicable alternatives to justify the misery through which they put their guests? These atrocities slide all over the desk that you had to clear of your laptop and other belongings just to make room for it. One pant leg bunches up under the board while the other is being ironed. Your back aches as you lean over the contraption.

I call for an end to these abominations! Road warriors unit for full-sized ironing boards!

Oh, and coffee makers in the rooms, too.

(I’m at the Fogelman Executive Conference Center & “Hotel” at the university of Memphis, Tennessee. Across the street is the Holiday Inn, which manages the fourth floor of the Fogelman, where the hotel rooms are. The quotes around “hotel” are mine.)

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